Slick Willy

The act of inserting a finger in someone's ear after coating it with precum or semen.

A slicker version of a wet willy.

Jerry had his hand in his pants, and then suddenly gave Karen a Slick Willy.

by SentiuSReX March 23, 2019

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

Willie Davidson Brown

He is a bald predator who drives a black bmw he is on the sex offenders list and he has kids in his basement he lives at balgreen in Edinburgh near the gold course at the end

Willie Davidson brown is a rapist

by Willie Davidson brown May 15, 2019

friendly wet willy

A wet willy but in the Butt

A friendly wet Willy is not gay as long as it’s friendly

by The Keb June 1, 2019

No choice Willy

If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos

Guy: no choice Willy

Girl: what is that?

Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics

Girl: oh okay

by Bubbas bubbles June 5, 2019

Willy

When your your dicks hard when your talking to a girl, then it starts itching while your talking to a girl, but you want her to send you tiddies
When her ass too fat, but your dick is small.
Call a willy your dick.

"DAMN BITCH, my willy getting silly,toot that ass up I'll fuck you up at chillis"

by eoi4k3rfkrsneodjn June 10, 2019