The only game in the universe where the minority of players actually know what 2+2 is. It is proven because many huge fans of the game suck at it.
Average Among Us Player
Mum: Sweety, we're going to hospital to fix your brain.
Gamer: I hate you, you can't stop me from Among Us.
Mum: Sweety, we're going to hospital to fix your brain.
Gamer: I hate you, you can't stop me from Among Us.
by Power476 December 17, 2020

Donald used the Ukrainian Us when he asked Volodymyr to help us with investigations into his political rival.
by Johnny Donut December 21, 2019

I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.
WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica
by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024

ok wait WHAT
me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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yu:@!#%^Yy283qy)*#EyrndP(*AYEtp9FEW
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

The mom's ex Reck*us threw a brick threw the window and hitting a bowl of freshly made cinnamon toast crunch causing the milk and cereal to spill all over the floor.
by AsianGuyy101 June 22, 2022

by killme420times May 12, 2022

by Ozzy_Is_Bad May 26, 2022
