Killer Bean

The coolest coffee bean you will ever see in your life. Carries around two guns and is an expert in martial arts. Don’t mess with him or you will be “decaffeinated”. He also has a sports car on top of that. Basically a coffee bean version of James Bond.

Killer Bean is such a cool character, he is fun and sassy and fuchie. Ohhhh I want killer bean yummy yummy in my tummy tummy I want to be decaffeinated let me at em let me at em ohohohoho eat ‘em up eat ‘em up beans beans the cool fruit yummy.

by GunkieLover628 April 29, 2023

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Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

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Beans in the Wall

An annoying show for little kids you can watch on YouTube. It features a blue guy with a beanie with a pompom on it, some glasses guy who… surprise mf! Has never been on a bus before, some Uniqua from backyardigans looking ass, some girl who wears running equipment and rain boots, some guy who thinks he’s so cool because his name is Jack, he wears a baseball cap, and he skateboards (although the only cool jack is laughing jack), and some 3-year-old baby who believes she can visit stars.

Person 1: Beans in The Wall is a stupid baby show!
Person 2: But I like that show.
Person 1: Listen here, Boris. Like it and I’m not your friend anymore.
Person 2: I’ll be good.

by ProudPolysexual February 14, 2023

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