ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool

Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!

by herp dee der January 30, 2017

Lad points

A conceptual, immaterial currency of social status awarded by males to males who engage in certain traditionally masculine behaviours (especially behaviours that demonstrate daring, bravery in battle, sexual prowess, and disregard for authority).

James: "Lad points for anybody who asks out that fit bird over there."
Steve: *proceeds to ask out that fit bird over there"

by shalkh October 8, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Gentlemen Point

The term that means to give a point to a gentlemen when he does something nice for someone. Points can be given out and taken away.

J: Selena he opened the door for you!
S: Gentlemen Point

by okokokokokokoko October 11, 2012

Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.

Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.

by JointsNotPoints May 5, 2023

The Half Life Point

A sudden turning point in how things in a category are made due to a revolutionary item created in that category
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)

George Lucas's Star Wars is like The Half Life Point of movie making.

by declandude25_newer May 21, 2022

hood point

Like a good point, but one that reflects a manner of thinking consistent with life in the hood.

Bob: It's hot af outside.
John: Bro just put some ice in the fan!

Bob: Hood point!

by rosefly June 11, 2019