Eating a [Bacon McMuffin]

Giving oral sex to a woman at a McDonald's restaurant, during breakfast hours.
Last week I was sitting off to the side with my girl at McDonald's in the morning and she pointed under the table. Next thing you know, I'm down there eating a Bacon McMuffin.
by Romano Giovanni April 07, 2015
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eat shit die

This is a form of ‘good riddance’. Many people cannot comprehend the severity of this insult.
Will: Hey John fuck you
John: eat shit die
Will: *head explodes*
by Frat Daddy Aidan July 06, 2018
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Jimmy Eat World

An absolutely amazing band from Mesa, Arizona who broke into the mainstream scene of music in 2001 by releasing their album "Bleed American", which is probably the best, as well as the first true blend of Pop Punk and Emo, with some elements of Power Pop as well. "Bleed American" was followed by "Futures" in 2004 which was darker and almost better than it's predecessor. Before all of that they released "Clarity" in 1999 which was at first a commercial failure, but, has since gained cult status and is credited as a major influence on the Emo subgenre of music, being considered as the best Emo album ever by some critics. So basically, they're incredible.
Stop reading and go listen to Jimmy Eat World
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eating fruit salad

friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night

friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!
by price chopper December 31, 2013
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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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Eating Your Sausage

An alternative to yanking your chain
A way to say your just kidding when your talking to someone
Hey your shoes are stupid just kidding i'm just Eating Your Sausage
by TwerPertle March 19, 2018
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Eat a candy bar.

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.
by EchopleX June 24, 2009
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