by Robb style September 6, 2016

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.
A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
by Planet12 May 25, 2025

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by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like a pile of fishes who have been turned inside out and all of their insides are on show and outsides hidden.
by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.
by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011
