"Johnny is hanging with those gay kids again."
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he's just a Fruit Fly."
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he's just a Fruit Fly."
by Sex Ed Clown September 25, 2023
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He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
Get the monk fruit daddy mug.A Brazilian fruit basket is when a Brazilian guy tucks his dick and balls in between his legs and bends over and takes a dick in the ass. After giver guy spews his load he proceeds slap his dick on the guys asshole and then licks the takers asshole until he cum farts in his mouth.
That metro sexual looking dude looks like he loves to receive Brazilian Fruit Baskets from many men.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 21, 2024
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Get the meat fruit mug.Omg! you’ll never guess what i walked into this morning seen Kevin doing to a grapefruit!! he was being a fruit pounder!!
by jaaycaat November 29, 2023
Get the fruit pounder mug.Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
by Oakridge October 21, 2021
Get the National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day mug.This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.
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