Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

rocket fuel

what my nan makes its 50-60%! seriously make you go blind drunk after 1 shot

me: hey look what my nan made
barry: what is it?
me: called rocket fuel its pretty much turpentine
barry: great lets have some
barry: holy shit!! "cough" "cough"
me: i cant see

by tim_howell November 28, 2007

Rocket Jobs

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-If you want to work with marketing experts you should definitely try Rocket Jobs

by Expert-OS November 22, 2021

Cock Rocket

A dick, asshole, etc that views themselves above everyone else. Superiority complex.

God, Brad is being such a Cock Rocket

by SlitherinPanda April 15, 2021

Rocket boost

You jump and then fart in the air and you prepell higher up.

I'm going to get a huge rocket boost if I'm going to jump.

by Makengo.com September 17, 2024

Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021

Snot Rocket

When someone sneezes but the snot has high velocity cause it to fly either to the otherwise of the face or across the room.

Boy :*sneezes*
Girl1: you've got snot on your chin,

Girl2: you just had a snot rocket

by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014