Egyptian Mud Pie

Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.

In 2012, I will have completed my third Egyptian Mud Pie.

by Gloriatheasianliu1 November 13, 2011

mongolian mud-fuck

Someone who looks a cross-eyed, drunken, chronic crackhead.

I went on a week long binge, and, when i awoke. I looked like the remains of a mongolian mud-fuck!

by graffix420 April 9, 2009

Toledo Mud-Stuffing

The act of taking a big stinky shit on a girls vagina and proceeding to stick your penis into her shitty clam.

Hey Steve will you be attending the Toledo Mud-Stuffing Championships this weekend?

by AssGravy December 26, 2006

Dutch mud slide

Laying down legs spread apart left leg to the left right leg to the right (in split position if possible) but with ass facing up then must take mud slide beer and poor down asshole

I really don't have any example of "Dutch mud slide"

by Some random GIRL March 18, 2013

Pennsylvania mud plow

Penetrating the anus of a girl with your penis or dildo (if a lesbian) really fast to create a warming sensation from the friction. Then pull out and slide the object of penetration up and down the ass crack of the girl. Every time you reach the top or the bottom of the ass crack make a loud BEEP noise.

my mom heard me Beeping last night and asked what i was doing. i said i was performing the pennsylvania mud plow for the first time. She said like father like son

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

Mud Cricket

Usually a very sexy redneck female covered in mud.

Wow she looks hit covered in mud, she must be a mud cricket.

by Redneck for life May 14, 2019

mississippi mud head

during the act of a blowjob when you cum you pull out and push her head under your ass. you then proceed to shit on her head creating a mud pie on her head

that bitch wanted my cock so i gave her a mississippi mud head!

by call of thousands November 27, 2007