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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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Back door Munch

someone who indulge themselves in eating ass
ed Sheeran is a back door munch because he likes to spread people’s legs and eat their booty hole
by backdoormuncher January 28, 2025
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at death's door

very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.
dying or very ill He literally was at death's door when a liver became available for transplant.
by lokhad March 30, 2017
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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
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Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.
Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.
by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022
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Simon the Door

the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.
Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door
by NSegaXP February 25, 2023
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