chop

to hit a life-size man-doll with a classic chopping motion while wearing red ski goggles. the most common chop is executed at a 45° angle to either side of the dolls neck.

chop his ahhhh up

by milesishigh June 19, 2023

chop joe

when you’re trying to type coochie in a group chat but if you don’t type quick enough they’ll move onto a different conversation so you accidentally type chop joe

"you need to shave your chop joe, it's like a forest down there"

by fishfingerz June 21, 2023

Bloody Chop

A gun with a body of bodies on it (gun used in a murder)

He deadass bought a Bloody Chop off my mans.

by totinshit June 25, 2023

Chops

Another name for a bong rip.

Brody’s taking some silky chops from that bong.

by DommyTomatos May 31, 2024

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Chopped Cheese

When using chopped cheese, you are describing something that is messed up, didn’t go as plan.

This is chopped cheese man.

by Superchopped184 July 8, 2024

Chopped Dice

1. A public speaker who loses the attention of the audience after having an attention grabbing introduction due to rambling or rabbit trailing

2. A gambler who places a large bet and rolls snake eyes/loses

1. “That speaker’s speech was chopped dice”
2. He when all in at the craps table and received chopped dice

by Captaincapable July 12, 2024