Jerome loved the Wonder Woman movie so much he Texas south pawed in the regal bathroom as soon as the movie was over.
by Deputydog July 22, 2017
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022
by batpenis2 June 07, 2014
The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
by Rydotra October 12, 2021
First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.
"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"
by ALEXIS TEXAS REPRESNTENTATIVE October 03, 2017
Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
by Butter Sue July 19, 2019
by chilliwillie April 13, 2015