Texas River Mouth

A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Texas Ski Lift

When your wife punishes you by lifting your dick up from behind you

Last night, my husband came home late, so I gave him a Texas Ski Lift

by Waterboy10 September 20, 2012

Texas Tea Bucket

When you put a glass of water by your buddy's bed that you have already dipped your balls in. Then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water.

"I found a hair in my water this morning."
"That's cause you got the ole' Texas Tea Bucket."

by AceNB November 20, 2012

Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.

"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.

by Fahkmee October 25, 2011

Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.

-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?

by Rydotra October 11, 2021

Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time

Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.

by definitlee September 15, 2021

Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022