someone who feels that their state is better then all other states to the point that they have no interest in visiting any other state and in some cases are even OPPOSED to visiting other states because they have deemed them lesser than their own (with the exception of their current state of residence).
“The Californian had no interest in traveling to see me in Boston, and that’s when I realized he was a state snob.”
by Apoochy June 16, 2020
After the corrupt relationship the former President of South Africa,Jacob Zuma had with a family generally known as the Gupta brothers,any form of government collusion with anyone to squander State funds is now called State Capture
by Xovizwe Mgubhela November 12, 2022
Where someone with power and influence can hide behind a guise or lie of helping someone while exerting their control over someone else's life by having the cops come pick them up, lock them up and label them guilty without a trial.
That bitch crossed the line, let's have her locked up and tell everyone she's a terrorist but make sure you lie and tell her you're only there to help. They don't call this a facist state for nothing!
by cosmicaxis June 29, 2011
“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage”
“But that’s extortion!”
“That’s okay, I work for the State”
“But that’s extortion!”
“That’s okay, I work for the State”
by DefinerofWords79 June 16, 2020
Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
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