A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus April 03, 2018
The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.
Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!
Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!
Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!
by Tony DiNardos July 17, 2023
That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.
Right? Got any more.
Right? Got any more.
by Shuaman August 01, 2019
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by Tescodog August 22, 2019
When you're getting a blumpkin and she throws up on your dick and you use the vomit as lube to fuck her in the ass.
by skimm3r April 23, 2012
A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014