Shark Gills

A term in bodybuilding used to describe ridiculously shredded obliques, which resemble the appearance of: shark gills.

Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.

Have you seen the GapeLord. The Shark Gills are strong with this one.

by MaxStiffman69 December 17, 2022

Shark

A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.

“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up”

by Maneaterx3 August 2, 2024

Shark

A scary, mean thing that is huge and will eat anything they see. (Including humans) They usually prey during the day and they love to swim.

A SHARK is very mean.

by Ry-Ry 123 August 31, 2020

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.

*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh

by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021

Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011

Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.

"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."

by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021