Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes

"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."

by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018

Lagos Syndrome

After an intense amount of enjoyment, the inability to return to school, work or any forms of a regular life

Temi: After detty December I couldn't even get out of bed

Sally: I think you've got Lagos syndrome

by inLoveWithTheKOKO January 2, 2020

Colucci Syndrome

The inability to talk to women and be funny.

This nigga Joey showed all the signs of the Colucci Syndrome last night when he didn’t talk to his girl all night.

by B4115INY0M0UF April 1, 2020

Blink Syndrome

When someone try's there hardest all the time to try and validate themselves. Is thought to commonly happen to people with big ego's

I think David has Blink Syndrome because he's always trying his hardest when we play video games.

by BOW Gang February 28, 2020

Shoha Syndrome

When you eat but don't gain weight so you resort to stealing your sister's food. You body will also have the same physics as a piece of paper because of your weight.

"You're like 20 pounds! I'm pretty sure you have Shoha Syndrome."

by SophiaBiggestFan#1 May 11, 2020

Bryer Syndrome

Overactive(typically drug enhanced) verbal diarrea that has zero regard for anyone else on the planet. Can be mistaken for a jigging sesh gremlin but this is a initial form.

Woooooowwww look at them go!(everyone quiet in awe of the Bryer Syndrome) " Bet you five bucks he will jump in that garbage can for attention from anyone/thing on the planet."

by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020

Terra Syndrome

When you try to explain to someone why 2+2=4 and they start talking about geography or cantaloupes or something until you inevitably lose your mind.

Friend A: You alright bro? You sound angry.
Friend B: Nah I'm good, just another case of Terra Syndrome.

by King Yuji June 4, 2020