surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

Vegas Surprise

When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.

You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!

by VegasSurpriseGuy August 22, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025

Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 6, 2018

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia

Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.

by Seantc16 August 12, 2017