sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick December 01, 2019

a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 05, 2023

sloppy rudder

To motorboat an ass

Cody: dude, did you eat her ass?
Jordo: yeah, I motorboated it, gave her the ol' sloppy rudder!

by DonnieT December 08, 2024

making a sloppy

when you go to the toilet and think it's gonna be a really solid one then it comes out like a brown mash potato

oh my god man I'm making a sloppy

by behboy April 10, 2016

Sloppy Scissors

When two girls spread their legs and rub their genitals together.

OMG look at those skanks doing the sloppy scissors!

by Nico974 September 24, 2016

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022