Hello Kitty Retard

Any female over the age of 11 that has an infatuation with Hello Kitty.

Usually ugly goth /emo girls will walk around with hello kitty swag to appear 'cute' and 'original'

"Omg that attention whore girl with the frankenstein boots and pink hair extensions is such a Hello Kitty Retard"

by *LoserLicious* June 16, 2010

retarded policeman

a retarded mothafucka who doesnt know what the fuck hes doing with yo mamma

hey retarded policeman how are things going

by the pussy cat 101 December 4, 2017

Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

bee stung retard

moving with extreme quickness, as if trying to escape grave danger. derogitory

when his new grille came in, Nelly drove to the jewelry store like a bee stung retard.

by Cpt. Morgan January 22, 2006

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

Fat fucking Retard

FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary

FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus

Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

infinate retard war

A game that isn't real at all and is a joke that matthew and Brayden say while playing black ops 3

Matthew:BRAYDEN TIME FOR SOME INFINATE RETARD WAR
Brayden:LETS DO THIS SHIT

by EnderSurf July 13, 2017