Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

bee stung retard

moving with extreme quickness, as if trying to escape grave danger. derogitory

when his new grille came in, Nelly drove to the jewelry store like a bee stung retard.

by Cpt. Morgan January 22, 2006

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

Gone south of retarded

When something is worse than what it was prior

I've gone south of retarded after my forth bottle of Cisco

by mts666 November 12, 2009

type 2 retardation

The state in which one is so impeccably retarded that nobody wants to be around him/her.

Terry: dude have you SEEN Justin? He must have type 2 retardation because he can't do anything right.

by Caliberr February 10, 2014

Double Agent Retard

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.

Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.

by Chris is fag July 23, 2019

National Retard day

May 21st is the day where people all around go on social media and make dumb comments resulting in the trigger of many people

John: bro....tomorrow is National Retard Day

Jake: damn...im not gonna be on social media tomorrow then

by Hikari Fukushima May 21, 2020