gas explosion

What everything that happens in a hidden magical society on earth was blamed on.

Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*

by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Gas Crack

Crack between one's butt cheeks, especially of an elderly person as seniors release a lot of gas.

Bob always fantasized about burying his face all night in a big booty woman''s Gas Crack.
Judith loved licking Ray's Gas Crack as soon as he gets home from golfing.

by PTHalifax April 28, 2019

Gas

Goods bought from the gas station, usually refers to energy drinks or beef jerky.

Person 1: Hey could you get some gas?
Person 2: Man, if you got some money.

by FlaskOfAmmonia January 17, 2023

Gas

Substances that get you high

This prison wine is gas

by Byrdman October 13, 2020

Gas Chamber

A sexual position where you have your partner put their head inbetween your legs and you queef in their mouth.

"Dude last week Sally had me in her Gas Chamber"

by fatcocchaver October 23, 2025

gas

gas: a response to a lie

a homeless niga: i have a home
u: gas

by suk ma mama's toes July 23, 2023