National blowjob day

June 26th is national blowjob day

Don’t be rude give him some good head

Alex: I need some head, it’s national blowjob day
Josh: okay whip it out and I’ll get going

by Scandalgautier June 26, 2021

National Wendy Day

National Wendy Day- Is a day where we celebrate and give so much thanks to all Wendys for all the stories, laughs and good time she brings to any friendship or relationship. She does so much for everyone she meets and can make friends in an instant. From now on every February 10th we celebrate Wendy for the greatness and memories she brings to our lives.

February 10th is National Wendy Day and we have to thank Wendy for her never ending awesomeness

by 111818 April 1, 2022

National Rondling Day

Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!

National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!

by Rondler McSpinkster January 2, 2011

National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

National Danny Day

a day dedicated to the perfect boy in the world. my one and only love forever <3. i love you so much pretty boy, you deserve the world and so much more :)

Its National Danny Day, stfu hes the only one that matters.

by DopeyExe August 1, 2021

National Olivia Day

Where you go to an Olivia and love them for who they are and show your love towards them. If you have an Olivia as your friend, take care of her. She's one of a kind.

person 1: Hey whats ur name?
person 2: My name is Olivia
Person 1: HEY I WILL BUY U THE WHOLE MACDONALD MENU!
person 2: THANK YOU BUT WHY
person 1: Its national Olivia day.

by Iamasoontobemilf August 1, 2021

National Pog Day

National Pog Day is a holiday that happens on the 17th of July each year. It is not yet recognized as a holiday that gives the day off for workers and students by governments, but it should be. All who do not Pog on this day shall be questioned as not being very chungus crewmate, they likely are the sus chungus imposter, we bet, they don't even like brexit.

National Pog Day: You missed Pog Day!

by idkdiegoiguess November 1, 2022