by Some_Random-Nigga November 25, 2021

Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.
Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.
Omg what drink?!
I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.
:0 No way!
Omg what drink?!
I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.
:0 No way!
by coolrosie1000 February 23, 2024

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.
by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

by Dar real man May 21, 2021
