Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021

Matthew

Someone that usually fucks your mom

Matthew fucks your mom

by Matthew909 November 20, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a one of kind guy.He honestly is one of the most kind and genuine person you will ever meet.He always knows how to have fun and brighten any day.Mathew is usually a old soul when it comes to dating and loves to put his hole heart into it.He also as a great taste in music and food.You will never find anything better than a Matthew.He’s also a fun guy to get high and drunk with on a shitty night.One thing I will say tho is he is a anime nerd and has a small garden obsession(not that it’s bad tho...)Over all he is a great guy and a amazing friend to have in your life.

Really tho Matthew you gotta stop with the gardening it’s getting a bit much.

by KenKay02 August 11, 2021

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Matthew

asshole

matthew rider is a matthew

by Matthew rider September 3, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is well Matthew…he can be a bitch much some times but over all a great guy.He hang long curly hair and dark brown eyes.At first sight you may see him as a goofy country guy with a gardening problem but you would be wrong.He always knows how to make you laugh and cheer you up when your at your lowest.He also loves to travel and make his world worth living.He also pretty innocent on the outside but a freak in the sheets behind close doors.Overall when you have a Matthew in your life don’t let him do.

Yo Matthew put the gardening tools down you got a problem.

by KenKay03 September 3, 2021

Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021