A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.
Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.
Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.
"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."
"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"
"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"
"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"
"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"
by DookSD September 26, 2008

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.
by vembertillion March 29, 2025

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022

she cried to me after having sex, saying I would leave her. She was right and now I feel this Magio Magic effect
by ThePersonToYourRight November 19, 2021

The depraved Satanic acts of rape, pedophilia, torture, murder, and cannibalism that the American elites practice in order to become possessed by a demon, obtaining the demon's superintelligence and future-sight abilities.
Matt Damon totally practices shame magic. He drank piss as a humiliation ritual; that's why they showed all those celebrities drinking piss on South Park. And he played himself in Dogma.
by DrewTheJewishProphet October 9, 2022

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.
by uaqiU April 2, 2020

by Sea Pirate Jolly September 19, 2017
