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Your mom 

defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf
Your mom by Coolcalo 69420 February 14, 2020
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Your mom told me to say hi to you 

The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.
You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

Mexican Mom 

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone

ipad mom 

An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.
that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..
ipad mom by bitter teenager February 15, 2021

ur mom is gayyyyy 

she is tho
ur mom is gayyyyy by GGK Vision April 20, 2021

Quidditch Mom 

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.
Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!
Quidditch Mom by asparagus264 June 12, 2021