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why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024
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French Licked

A dance where you drop your pelvis to the ground, drag it across the floor, while bowling and wearing a beret; celebrating the whole time.
I got a strike and French Licked after twerking.
by HR Hero November 13, 2013
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devious lick

An item (usually school property) being removed and kept in a bag. A joke started on TikTok during September 2021. Examples like sinks, toilets and even projectors being unscrewed and stolen to be kept in a bag. Questionable adjectives like nefarious, devious etc. describes the ‘lick’, or ‘boon’
*Pulls out soap dispenser from bag* I got a devious lick.
by NordicNibba September 13, 2021
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A lick

A sceme a come up
by Nessnice August 16, 2025
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Dip Lick

it when you dip you tongue in the pussy
by Big reputation Queen February 22, 2017
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Lick the back of the pistol

Liam says to Sonaiya "Can i get a pencil" Sonaiya then replies "Lick the back of the pistol.
by The dick slasher January 28, 2025
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Devious Lick

To steal someones belongings such as a toilet or a soap dispenser
person 1: Yo bro what you doing after school?
person 2: Im bouta hit a devious lick on ms smiths virginity!
by hitalick445 October 5, 2021
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