July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

julys

a little boy that hates it when people pronounce his name like the month instead of how its actually pronounced (joo-ly). he is asexual

julys is a weirdo

by jeulieeees June 17, 2024

July 18

July 18 is a day where your pillow princess girlfriend is allowed to do whatever she wants and you have to say yes!

Girlfriend: babe! Guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no… please don’t let it be July 18

by Kingsav444 July 18, 2022

july 30

national shake that ass day it don’t matter who you with or where u are just shake ass.

“what day is it”
july 30

by imnotTJ June 12, 2023

Julie Lipshutz

Beautiful Girl

Did you see that girl? She is a Julie Lipshutz!

by Britt August 24, 2008

13 july

Marie Brizard cigaló lovers birthday.

As long as I was born in 13 july, my favourite drink is Marie Brizar cigaló. In fact, we're all cigaló babies.

by Cigalobaby13 February 5, 2022

July 9

If you were born on this day you are a bitch and a backstabber

1:Hi

2:Hi

1:When is your birthday
2:July 9

1:Bye don’t speak to me

by Thatgirlbro November 3, 2019