Jordan

A cool dude but he pipes animals and is black

look at that Jordan giving that sheep some pipe

by Ghotgirl69 March 25, 2022

jordan hartleb

A really cool boy who people likes

You are such a jordan hartleb.

by Kimmy bou July 12, 2017

Jordan

Generally a man that enjoys being the bottom in a relationship. Noun

Hey chris, did you get with that guy last night?

No, he was too much of a Jordan.

by TKDubsta May 10, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.

“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”

by Idk12534 October 3, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful boy who loves soccer. He loves Man United and hates Salah.

Jordan is amazing a reading

by Soccer mad man September 17, 2018

Jordan

A fucking dick

Not a very nice person.

Jordan is such a fucking dick

He's being such a Jordan

by PeeKTree May 26, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a fat, retarted, below average height, and the type of person you suspect to be a nazi. He does not know what grass is and favors his dad's cock.

He's such a loser!
What a Jordan!

by megacockatron November 24, 2021