Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.

Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis October 26, 2024

Irish wee

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering

“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”

by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

The Irish Stout

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.

Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?

by Jahns… December 20, 2024

Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.

I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.

by Projectile Feces January 3, 2025

Irish Stinger

while a girl isnt looking you cum in her beer and wait till she leans the glass then knock the glass spilling the beer in her eyes

rapist: i hit a girl with the irish stinger
bro: what

by BalsMcGee January 10, 2025

Irish Betrayal

Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.

Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.

by Pseudo Niahm January 10, 2025

Irish Party

A party like event (similar to parties thrown by an Irish host) which last to the wee hours in the morning. You usually continue your day as if you just woke up early.

"I'm going to an Irish party tonight, I will be really tired tomorrow morning!"

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019