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irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.
Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night
by Blinksta May 24, 2018
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irish snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle on Saint Patrick’s Day, they hollow out a potato and insert their dicks to vigorously tickle tips.
Hey O’Malley it’s Saint Patrick’s day, I have one potato left, want to Irish snoodle?
by Lifeguard Liz May 15, 2018
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Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box
by texdab June 1, 2015
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An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing
"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool
by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023
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Irish mom

It's me! Woman, who thinks she gave birth to Niall Horan by mistake, and then he was stillen from birth house.
Hello, Irish mom, are you crazy or what?
by Irish mom March 1, 2018
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Irish ass kickers

A slang term for Irish Settler Boots. Anybody who wears them can and very likely will beat your fuckin ass.
Homie got them Irish ass kickers on beware.
by Money215267 July 19, 2021
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Traditional Irish

Meaning, "Not Irish"

Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
by Lillburne August 10, 2018
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