The Internet 

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.

the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!

The Internet by The Great Squirrelini March 15, 2016

farm internet 

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm

Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!

farm internet by daads1234 May 3, 2018

unwanted-internet detox 

This phrase is used when you don't have your phone/laptop/tab or whatever you use for the internet..but in reality this ain't true you just don't have it or your mom took it or you lost it and then you get it back

A: Where you were?
B: Oh, i went on an unwanted-internet detox

unwanted-internet detox by LMALLLLANIYOM May 4, 2018

garbage internet 

Trent’s internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet

garbage internet by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018

The Internet 

Society’s downfall.

The Internet will destroy the world.

The Internet by TH47 June 1, 2018

yung internet 

Yung Internet is a Dutch hip-hop group who makes music for young high school stoners.

Yung Internet heeft echt harde een pokoe gedropt

yung internet by debeste666 October 1, 2018

the internet 

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

the internet by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018