The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.
Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.
by Stukdwnbassist July 01, 2011
by Mr traumatic April 13, 2016
I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew
by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 09, 2017
by popies chicekn September 11, 2023
An online community, primarily unemployed men under 30, who spend $8 to complain about how others spend $8.
by Melon Sunk April 22, 2023
by Sheeeeme November 09, 2021
The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.
Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”
by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023