Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.
Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Joke flag

A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.

Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 5, 2009
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inside joke

Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible
by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019
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Ali joke

A joke so bad that it is an Ali joke literally embarrassing to say one like kys
by Markjhonthom223 December 25, 2020
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pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
by My Password January 20, 2023
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Joke

A thing someone says for the purpose of being funny but is probably boring anyways because they're a loser.
Bob: Hey Joe wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Sure why not.
Bob: knock knock.
Joe: -_-
Joe: you boring bitch
by an idiotic taco September 27, 2022
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Daddy Joke

“Sexual dad jokes are funny as
“Would that not just be called a daddy joke then”
by imabigman August 31, 2023
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