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How YOU Doin’

The inly way to ever pick up a girl. Has a 99% sucess rate (failed only once). The inly pick up line you’ll ever need.
Guy: How YOU doin’
Girl: *Blushes*
by Ahidhejshe January 19, 2024
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How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.
“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”
by glxcious January 19, 2024
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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How is that in the dictionary?

A phrase usually used when people see a word or phrase that definitely shouldn't be in the dictionary, but is.
Alex: Did you know that "sexathon" is a word according to the Urban Dictionary?
Robert: How is that in the dictionary?
by manoftheweirdwords January 30, 2024
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.
Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?
by PLamble April 7, 2023
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A man who knows how to fuck

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck
by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023
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