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house gay

Adjective; a word that describes the stereotypical cisgender gay white male. Traditionally they are priveleged, very bitchy and aloof of their surroundings with a heightened sense of self importance. They disguise their ignorance and racism as "sassy".

The house gay can be usually found at trendy bars drinking cosmos and cranberry vodkas, talking and laughing louder than all of their friends. They are notoriously ignorant of other LGBTQ members, notably trans people, and queer people of color. They watch Will & Grace religiously and swear by Lush and Tuesday night happy hour.
House Gay: "Damn sis! Did you just witness that bearded dyke? Straight out of the Bronx Zoo! What the fuck!?"

Friend: "Good lord Tyler....Maybe they're trans? Honestly you really don't have any be talking about how someone is allowed to present unless you yourself are trans. You are such a fucking house gay it's incredible."
by CoffeeGrinder March 19, 2019
mugGet the house gaymug.

Nigga House

It is a house for Africa American and Dark Skinned People (Niggers).
Me:Where y'all niggas at?
Kike:They are in the Nigga House.
by ContFegmon July 24, 2018
mugGet the Nigga Housemug.

House Fire

A remedy for gonorrhea wherein one soaks their genitals in boiled windex.
I fucked some chick the other day and that bitch gave me the clap. I had to give myself a house fire
by NotN8Wilhelm July 30, 2020
mugGet the House Firemug.

Nub House

A shoe worn by someone with particularly short toes.
Those are nice nub houses on your nub sticks.

Thanks, I got these at DSW.
by GTL8651 August 4, 2011
mugGet the Nub Housemug.

socks on house

a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.
Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.
by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009
mugGet the socks on housemug.

House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.
Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.
by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019
mugGet the House mousemug.

Tin House

A house with the soul surpace of the grouth of marijuana.
I went to bob's tin house to pick up an ounce of weed.
by foxsoxboxcox June 16, 2010
mugGet the Tin Housemug.

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