by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!
by Yasmin25 May 3, 2011

by Amanda May 13, 2005

fred: i just bought a new cd
dave: oh yea what is it
fred: nice weather were havin
dave: whats that got to do with the price of cheese
dave: oh yea what is it
fred: nice weather were havin
dave: whats that got to do with the price of cheese
by dave garnar June 24, 2005

When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter.
Said in a time when death is imminent.
Said in a time when death is imminent.
As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth...
John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>
John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>
by BakeCarrots December 29, 2008

This is the new term for when a television series runs out of new material and begins making ridiculous subplots that inevitable lead to the downfall of the show. Previous generations have called it "jumping the shark" after a bold move by the Fonz.
The prime example of this was in an episode of Lost called "Tricia Takanawa is dead", where the climax of the episode was when a titanic man named Hurley drove a broken VW hippy van down a hill for no apparent reason.
"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."
"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."
by Venis December 14, 2008

While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.
This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!
by Fuzzy43 March 14, 2009
