shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Thot shit

A song that megan thee stallion made and the song really give hot bitchy girl vibes

"Hands on my kneed shaking ass on my thot shit , post me a pic ,finna make me a profit"

by Just a radom persone_225 November 13, 2021

Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.

Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"

by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017

shit happenz

when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.

"Shit happenz in relationships."

by pdolfo May 12, 2010