noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.
"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."
by Shay Rock July 25, 2012
Get the Fish Food Technique mug.Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.
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*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.
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NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
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