eat some food

noice

thats eat some food artwork

by lol kidz October 11, 2020

Food Sugar Daddy

Somebody that in exchange for companionship; they offer free food......THEY MAY LIKE YO ASS!!!.....BUT youuuuuu KEEP TELLING THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED LIKE tf.

Wait he bought you food for the past week straight and you aint even loving the man. ~ Trisha

Nah he just my food sugar daddy!!!

by Willisstillkillinthis June 14, 2017

Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

by Shay Rock July 25, 2012

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

sister food tax

if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.

“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”

by yomama45 February 3, 2023