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gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023
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true fruits

a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.
A: jo did you drink true fruits?

B: bro im poor
by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023
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Fruit Fly

Typically a woman who is not enjoyed, but posters gay men because they are perceived to be "harmless".
Most gay men only use this term ironically with their women friends because it is actually a slur meant to discourage annoying cisheteronormative women from being in their presence. (see: Karen)
God, She's so out of touch her questions are literally homophobic. She's so stupid she can't realize she's being an annoying fruit fly.
by Bitch, Don't. March 28, 2023
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Super-Fruit

When a person is so gay, it rubs off on you and you become a Super-Fruit.
Friend 1: What happened to Greg?
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit
by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023
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fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025
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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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That’s fruit

A phrase made famous by the women of ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.’ Phrase meaning something is unexpectedly amazing and cool. Similar to old phrase ‘that slaps.’
*hears new artist’s awesome song* THAT’S FRUIT! (snaps)

*tries a delicious new meal* THAT’S FRUIT!
by bradley_bear June 1, 2025
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