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Free Flow of Ideas

Coming up with an Idea or solution to a problem while Taking a shit and immediately forgetting the idea or solution when you flush the toilet.
Boss: Well did you come up with any ideas on the Penske account.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.
by The cow Hunter January 4, 2021
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Free Round of Golf

Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.
Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
by TDSMTD February 1, 2021
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Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.
Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.
by Gert G October 8, 2013
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free range children

Kids runnin’ wild, having fun with absentee or oblivious parenting.
Shari’s grandkids are free range children-they’re str8-up Bebe’s kids yo!!!
by Pushmataha April 14, 2023
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The "Free Bird" effect

When you're driving a car listening to Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the solo comes on. You feel the need to go over the speed limit no matter where you are.
Person 1: "Bro I love this song!"
Person 2: "Hopefully The "Free Bird" effect doesn't happen."
by LesbianFish07 April 28, 2023
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free trial villain

A term meaning a character in a series has only been evil once (or rarely, twice). But, during that time they were villainous, they were extremely evil and heartless to the point that some people would even consider them villainous normally.
Guy 1: "Wait, I thought that person in the series was evil, what happened to them?"
Guy 2: "They were only evil during that episode. They didn't turn evil and kept being evil for the rest of the series. Something happened and they turned good again."
Guy 1: "Oh so they're a free trial villain?"
by pingpong89 July 26, 2023
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Free Fuck Month

Free Fuck Month starts In July and ends at the end of the month.

In this Month You can ask Anyone Or Your Lover for Some Nice Sex and they Have to agree.
You can Do whatever you want in this month, Although Dont Be a Simp.
Person 1: Hey! Let's have sex

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Its Free Fuck Month

Person 2: oh Okay then
by JustTrustMeAight? June 30, 2020
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