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Cow

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"
by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021
mugGet the Cowmug.

Cash Cow

Supposed to be a wealthy person from school, university and or the social network that its possible to meet with that allows cash flow dispensation requests. However is very difficult to find one these days with all the information privacy. Otherwise its someones parent, parents etc. Otherwise its a business that produces money.
Did you ask that Cash Cow for financial assistance with accounts payable? No I replaced the query with a search for a junior and or senior accountant with some experience in a small, medium and or large origination and some work experience, that knows a thing or two about salary authorizations and allowances however I haven't narrowed it down to exactly whom to ask.
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024
mugGet the Cash Cowmug.

Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.
I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.
by Cold nose September 15, 2022
mugGet the Money cowmug.

Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.
Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!
by RuffBudda January 25, 2022
mugGet the Cow in my stomachmug.

King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
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Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation
Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!
by ThugGuzzler February 26, 2024
mugGet the Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cowmug.

Disabled Cow

Do you guys know Manuel?
You mean Disabled Cow
by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 2, 2020
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