mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.

I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.

by nydoei November 21, 2021

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Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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power cards

Noun. Slang term from the game Egyptian Rat Screw, referring to face cards, which allow you to win portions of the hand and are necessary to the strategy of winning. Someone with power cards is in control or lucky. Conversely, someone without power cards is on their way to losing.

Person 1: Hey, congratulations on your team's win!
Person 2: Yeah I know, we definitely had all the power cards last night.

Person 1: Oh wow, you look like a mess, what happened?
Person 2: I broke up with Becky last night. God, I've just got no more power cards.

by Sigma0 December 01, 2005

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Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

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