Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Canadian Snowstorm

when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser

dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.

by PCVicePrinciple April 24, 2020

Canadian

A person from a country that doesn't exist called Canada. Everything that is in Canada or own by a Canadian is made of snow (Canadians can't feel cold). Also extremely nice people that will say sorry for anything, even if there is no need to say sorry. What Canadians eat for breakfast is mostly pancakes with maple syrup, for a snack they will mostly eat kechup chips, for lunch they will eat some poutine, dinner is Canadian Bacon with maple syrup and for desert it's maple syrup after its put in snow and freezez. Canadians play hockey with beavers, moose, and Canadian Geese, yep we have our own geese. Also canadians say "eh" a lot.

Canadian: "eh bud you wanna go to the rink play some hockey, maybe get a Iced Capp at Tim Hortons after?"
American:"Um su-"
Canadian:"sorry for cutting you off there just wanted to give you this maple syrup"
American: *tries to run away but freezez

canadian: "SORRY"

by Bear stuck in zoo March 6, 2019

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 27, 2023

Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.

"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."

by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019

Canadian Seabreeze

A 50/50 mixture of real maple syrup (no fake stuff) and Icy Hot injected into the butthole.

“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019