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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon is sexy
Brandon is sexy boi
by Secsygirl October 14, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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Brandon Sydney

The gayest wanna be black prep in the world. A very deep in the closet guy.
'Oh look! It's Chode!'

'AYE BRANDON SYDNEY!'
by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj October 24, 2008
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Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.
Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!
by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020
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Brandon

Everybody mirin at Brandon
by Brandeezybrah November 22, 2021
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Brandon

Crackhead cunt and is a bit of a prick.
Wow he’s on his 10th line of md, must be a Brandon
by Gstens March 13, 2019
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