by chrissquartz April 29, 2022
Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 09, 2024
by MLGassSlayer10000 February 23, 2021
A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).
Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!
Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy
Rachel: WTF?!
Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy
by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018
Mike D’Antonio is the bassist and founder of Massachusetts metalcore band Killswitch Engage and Overcast. He is really good at what he does.
by Don’t say the n word November 03, 2019
Pulling more than 5 birds at a club, best kebab harasser, GOMA gimp, shagger, virgin, beast, drug addict
by GomaGoblin January 21, 2022
In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013