august 30

my beautiful gorgeous boyfriend’s birthday i love him so much i think

omg it’s like august 30th no way happy borthday phoenic

by spheescheme August 30, 2025

August

You are amazing, beautiful, kind, and very thoughtful

When’s you’re birthday, mines in august

by And I-oop November 3, 2019

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

4th August

Kiss your ex and ur best friend day. Have fun

Zoe: hey bestie
Lilly: hey
Zoe: it's kiss your ex and ur best friend day... 4th August

Lilly: so we have to kiss and then kiss ex
Zoe: ye
Lilly: ok

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022

August 24th

August 24th is the day we’re you talk to your crush!!!
So August 24th is the day to make your move so do it!!!

August 24th

by By-Taiy August 1, 2022

August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019

August 25th

The birthday of cowgirl loving nerds who pretend you dont exist when you see them in the halls. This person isnt anywhere near gay but everyone thinks they are. This person doesnt care about how you feel but some how always makes you feel better. Happy birthday weirdo.

Peter: Its my birthday today August 25th
Venus: No its not lol
Peter: Yeah it actually is
Venus: Uh oh Happy Birthday my bad

by zer0grqvity August 26, 2022