anal rippage

Anal Rippage has two definitions:
1) Anal sex performed, however goes horribly wrong, usually when the man's penis is too large for the reciever (man or woman recieving anal) and causes internal bleeding.
2) When somebody rips(copies) somebody so bad, it could only be considered as anal rippage, the most faggotry and intense conformity of all.

1)Porno Paul: How do you like that, bitch?
Supposed slut: Oooh Paul, that's so hot!
*5 minutes later* Slut: I'm bleeding! OOOARRRGHH!!
Porno Paul: Anal Rippage! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2)Trivium: Shall we 'cover' Metallica for our new album, The Crusade?
Kirk Hammetts brain: Anal Rippage! We will sue your asses!
Matt Heafy: I hope this album is successful so I can get fucked by Kirk Hammett.
Rest of Trivium: OMGZ Did you just say that out loud? That's anal rippage...(1)

by James Fletcher March 31, 2007

anal babies

The result of anal sex.

Me and Janet were making anal babies last night.

by Rik Jameson May 24, 2006

Anal megaphone

A person with an annoying voice combined with a loud volume, shitty personality and shitty views.

Fuck Ke$ha sounds like an anal megaphone.

by Mao76 July 17, 2010

anal puppets

Two or more homosexual puppets conversing in homosexual activities

Bert and Ernie were anal puppets for each other.

by Schooler90 March 27, 2009

Anal hangover

After having too much or too intense gay sex, the discomfort you get in your butthole afterwards

All that gay sex you're having these days is gonna get you an anal hangover more often than not

by Paupier May 25, 2013

anal finger

I finger that spends most of its time in your anal or someone else's

this is my anal finger

by gabekrispy23 June 19, 2014

anal whiff

The whiffing of ones anal cavity during sexual relations in the "doggy style" position.

Ewww I just got some anal whiff from that Alex girl!!!

by JeromeBeasely July 3, 2014