anal rippage

Anal Rippage has two definitions:
1) Anal sex performed, however goes horribly wrong, usually when the man's penis is too large for the reciever (man or woman recieving anal) and causes internal bleeding.
2) When somebody rips(copies) somebody so bad, it could only be considered as anal rippage, the most faggotry and intense conformity of all.

1)Porno Paul: How do you like that, bitch?
Supposed slut: Oooh Paul, that's so hot!
*5 minutes later* Slut: I'm bleeding! OOOARRRGHH!!
Porno Paul: Anal Rippage! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2)Trivium: Shall we 'cover' Metallica for our new album, The Crusade?
Kirk Hammetts brain: Anal Rippage! We will sue your asses!
Matt Heafy: I hope this album is successful so I can get fucked by Kirk Hammett.
Rest of Trivium: OMGZ Did you just say that out loud? That's anal rippage...(1)

by James Fletcher March 31, 2007

anal babies

The result of anal sex.

Me and Janet were making anal babies last night.

by Rik Jameson May 24, 2006

anal salute

The goodbye shit on your dick you get while finishing up anal sex.

Damn, she was a freak, she gave me an anal salute last night.

by scalydick July 10, 2016

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).

I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!

by Das Kraut August 12, 2017

Anal hangover

After having too much or too intense gay sex, the discomfort you get in your butthole afterwards

All that gay sex you're having these days is gonna get you an anal hangover more often than not

by Paupier May 25, 2013

Anal deepfrier

A Anal Deepfrier is when two people typically of the African American variety use mentos and grape soda during sex. The man must first dip his entire dick in glue and then cover it with crushed up mentos. The women will then take a entire two liter and empty it into her ass. They then have Anal sex and the mentos and soda create an uncomfortable explosion

" I had a Anal Deepfrier last week and still have scar marks" -josph stalin.

by bladethedemon May 16, 2016